I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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