i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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