Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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