i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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