You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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