He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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