I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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