Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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