Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I want her autograph on my taint
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
