whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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