i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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