I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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