What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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