No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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