We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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