I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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