So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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