How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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