Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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