i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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