Can Purell be used as lube?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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