shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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