it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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