No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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