a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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