This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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