that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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