her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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