I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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