its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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