Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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