I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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