words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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