im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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