we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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