sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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