Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
There's always time for handjobs
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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