when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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