problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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