walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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