i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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