Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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