I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she peed on how many people?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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