So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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