I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize