I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
