yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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