i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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