I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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