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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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