Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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