i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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