Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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