Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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