Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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