There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Randomize
