the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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