Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
