brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
no. you can't hotbox the world.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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