Got a toothbrush?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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